Sucky Garfield (#20 of 20)


As you can see, I saved the best title for last. What a pun! Although technically it should have been spelled "A-Cat-Emy"... so much for the future English major and professional writer.
For all you Police Academy fans, I'm sure you recognize that the four characters are Mahoney (far left), Callahan (with the big boobs), Tackleberry (on the weird scooter-like vehicle), and Hooks (with the Afro). Seriously, what's the deal with that scooter? I'm assuming I meant it to be a motorcycle outfitted with an oversize gun, as Tackleberry would want, but clearly I failed.

And thus, we've reached the end of the Sucky Garfield series. Hopefully I'll uncover some more hidden treasures the next time I'm at my parents' house.

Sucky Garfield (#19 of 20)


We're ringing in the New Year with a a Sucky Garfield that truly emphasizes the suck. And it's too bad, because it looks like I put some real effort into this one. The Jon head is actually not so bad, and the dripping blood in the title was a nice touch. I think I also attempted to make Garfield's face appear burned and disfigured... that's what the circles represent. But oh man... why is his head so off-center? And why is the arm with the glove so much longer than the other one? And what's up with Jon's arms? And why does Garfield look pregnant? It's almost worse than the big floppy penis-tail. Considering how much I loved the Elm Street movies, this is a disastrous homage.

Check back tomorrow for the thrilling conclusion of the Sucky Garfield series.