TRL Moment of the Week
Backstage yesterday, Super Bowl MVP Deion Branch was showing off his Super Bowl XXXVIII ring to the VJ's. The ring is enormous... I think he said it was 5.5 carats. After Deion let Damien try it on and pose for a photo with it, I pulled Damien aside.
Me: That ring is huge. It'd never fit on my fingers. I'd have to wear it as a cock ring.
Damien: Hey, we have the same cock size. High five!