Just had my first visit with the sleep clinic's psychologist, and the hits just keep on coming. The no-chocolate rule is now in full effect, although if I have an unstoppable craving, I can eat some as long as it's before 6pm. The 2am-8am sleep schedule (which had evolved to 1:30am-8am) is sort of out the window. I'm now only supposed to go to bed when I'm literally falling asleep... as long as it's at least 1:30, that is. But if it's not until 5am, so be it. Still have to get up at 8am. And if I don't fall asleep within 15 minutes of getting in bed, gotta get up and leave my bedroom until I'm falling asleep somewhere else. Also I have to start this weird yoga-ish meditative diaphragmatic (yes, that's a word) breathing where I take a deep diaphragm breath, say "one, relax," and repeat, going up to ten and then back down to one... but if my mind wanders at all, I can't leave the number that I'm on until I take an uninterrupted breath.
This is all madness, right?
Monday, November 12, 2007
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Every time I read these I'm just like "Ambien"!! Works, like a dream!!
I know it's an easy way out but I'm a believer.
Yeah. Just take a Tylenol PM and have a Hershey bar.
so lame, maybe you are thinking about all the rules so much...just go to bed buddy.
Or, just try reading this post.
Yes Tommy, this post is a great alternative now that TSP is gone.
Oh my god. That's so funny.
Good one, Bri-Bri.
I figured one hilarious comment deserved another.
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