Sunday Subway Story
On a downtown Q train, a gangster-type white guy is trying to pick up an attractive, professional African-American woman. She obviously is having none of it, but is being nice in her rejection. He asks her name, and she responds by asking his name.
"Universal," he replies.
"Universal? That's an unusual name. Why were you named that?" she asks.
"Because I defy description," he replies.
I think that answer defies logic. Regardless, she left the train solo.