Yet another thing I wrote for TRL that will never see the light of day... this one was for the Wednesday's Live Hit, which was described in the format as "Ashlee Simpson and Amanda Bynes tease each other":

ASHLEE
-WHAT’S UP, I’M ASHLEE SIMPSON

AMANDA
-AND I’M AMANDA BYNES
-TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE ON TRL

ASHLEE
-HEY AMANDA, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE A LOT OF FRECKLES?
-YOU REALLY SHOULD STAY OUT OF THE SUN

AMANDA
-MAYBE I WOULDN’T HAVE THAT PROBLEM
-IF MY NOSE COULD THROW SHADE OVER MY WHOLE BODY LIKE YOURS DOES

ASHLEE
-THAT’S FUNNY
-BY THE WAY, I SAW “WHAT A GIRL WANTS”
-AND WHAT THIS GIRL WANTS IS FOR YOU TO DROP DEAD

AMANDA
-LOOK, IF JESSICA GOT ALL THE TALENT IN YOUR FAMILY
-I’M SURPRISED YOU CAN EVEN PEE WITHOUT FALLING IN THE TOILET

ASHLEE
-AT LEAST I DON’T THINK I’M LINDSAY LOHAN

AMANDA
-AT LEAST CARSON DIDN’T FUCK ME IN THE POO HOLE!

ASHLEE
-ANYWAY, GET THOSE LAST MINUTE VOTES IN

AMANDA
-AND KEEP IT LOCKED
-CAUSE TRL STARTS AT 5

I also have to say that Ashlee's performance is one of the worst live performances I've ever heard. She sounded like a goose... a tone-deaf goose. Everyone on staff was cringing. Brilliant television.