Behold, the newest episode of Zootoo News. I think this one may be my favorite so far, thanks to the Russian commercial.

I've discovered that lately when I let my beard grow for a few days (I guess it's not technically a beard yet at that point... more like scruff), I get patches of silverish / whitish hair on the left and right side of my chin. I can't tell for sure what it is, as I don't let it grow for more than 4 days before shaving. So far my hair has remained grey-free (and attached to my scalp, thank G0d). But it's distressing. Is 28 the year my body starts its downfall? Is it stress-related? Hmm...