Fun With Puns
Fantasy football season is rapidly approaching, and here's a lit of names that are being considered by owners in my league:
*Quddus Staley
*Salt n Culpeppa'
Vick's Vapor Rub
*Clinton Portisheads
The Tiki Barber Shop
Honk If You're Joe Horny
The Free Masons
Steve Smith and Wesson
Carlos Santana Moss
*Lavernius and Shirley
Brooks Brothers
Price is Right
*CC Pennington
Eat Your Wheatleys
The Quentin Griffin-dors
*It's Not A. Toomer
The Porter House
The Bathroom Stallworth
The Cockey Shockeys
Fountains Of Reggie Wayne
I Bettis You Will
Fried Rice
Plummer's Crack
She Bledsoe Much
Mili Vanilli
Warner About the Rash
Palmer Ass
Kids In The Dante Hall
The Dominic Rhodes Scholars
*Taking It To Tai Streets
Hambrick Oven Pizza
Zereoue To 60
The Touchie Feeleys
*Fiedler on The Roof
Monty Pathon's Flying Circus
*The Wizard of Az-Zahir Hakim
(Names with an asterisk are my personal favorites)
My current team name: See Me, Feeley (although it's subject to change)