Overheard at Last Night's (This Morning's) CYHSY Mercury Lounge Show*
"So in my dream, Patrick Swayze lives in the treehouse in our backyard. We're not really friends, but one day he invites us over for dinner. So we go up to Swayze's treehouse, and it's gorgeous in there, and he's really nice, and the food is sooooooooo good…"
- Stupid drunk woman

* Not verbatim, but pretty damn close.