My alma mater, UPenn, has announced that Sonic Youth will be headlining this year's Spring Fling concert. It's a mighty step-up from other Flings of this millennium, which featured such pioneering acts as Reel Big Fish, Tiffany, and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. And of course, because Penn students are so snotty, the student body is up in arms that they didn't get a "bigger" name. For the amount of money students pay to go to school there and for the reputation Penn has as a fine institution of higher education, these kids still have a LOT to learn.