How annoyed am I by this article about celebrities not getting free iPhones? Specifically this part about Liz Rosenberg, regarding her client Cher:
"I haven't been successful in getting one for her," the publicist said, adding that she might have to stand in line for Cher or find a fan to do so. "Doesn't winning Oscars, Grammys and Emmys entitle her to move to the front of the line?"
Give me a fucking break. Why the fuck should it? Is Cher really better or more valuable than the rest of people on Earth? Maybe donating money to charity or helping cure disease should entitle moving people to the front of the line, but not this shit.

Fuck you very much, Liz Rosenberg.