Monday, August 13, 2007

Big Girls Write Pathetic Lyrics
I know this is not very timely, but Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" has the worst unintentionally-awful simile I've ever come across:
"I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket"
Seriously Fergie, what's the deal? That's the best you could come up with? Are we all Peanuts characters? And then you don't even rhyme anything with blanket! You could've used anything there! I'm just sad for you.
Despite this, I'm embarrassed to admit I kinda like the song. It's catchy! Damn her...

And on the subject of catchy songs, if you haven't seen Let's Go To Prison (and based on its box office performance, not many of you have), you should at least watch this clip of Will Arnett trying to sing along to Technotronic. As the description says, it's by far the best part of the movie.

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