Did anyone read the Entertainment Weekly article about Justin Guarini? If you looked up douchebag in the dictionary, you would find his picture. First of all, why on earth does he deserve a 4-page article? And where does he get the balls to say something like this?
"I'm here to entertain, to bring joy to people, to bring light to dark places of the world."
Justin, if you truly believe that, you can start by never opening your mouth again.

On a more positive note, Steve Martin's article in New Yorker titled "Studio Script Notes on 'The Passion'" is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Love the exchange between the 2 spectators as to why Jesus doesn't use his superpowers to save himself. I was wondering that, too. Steve Martin is a genius. Bring him back to host the Oscars next year.