Thursday, March 04, 2004

Got myself a copy of the full Paris Hilton tape yesterday... had to trade a Bubba Ho-Tep bedpan for it (that may have been a once-in-a-lifetime find, but really, what's the point of having a bedpan if you're not gonna use it?). That Paris is one very dirty girl. The "trailer" doesn't do justice to the amount of sex these two have. And, in typical porn-star fashion, Paris looks bored and miserable throughout the entire thing, except at the very end when Rick explodes all over her chest and she rubs it on like sunscreen. He also gets away with spanking her and calling her "bitch" and jokes about her being underage. Quite a pair, these two.
Is the footage worthy of all the press it's gotten? No. Would I pay $50 for it? No. Is it worth more than that bedpan? That remains to be seen... but now that I have the Paris video, I'll have to find something else in which to collect my fluids...

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