Elijah Wood guest-hosted TRL today, and a crazy girl slipped a note to one of our PA's to give to him... here are the contents of that note:

"Elijah Wood" - written in a drunken stupor by __________ (phone number ***-***-****)

Elijah Wood
You look so good
I would bang you
If I could

You live in the Meat Packing District
I would buy new lipstick
Go to Gristedes and get some Bisquick
To make you pancakes in the morning

You're really small
Yeah, not that tall
Let's go to the mall
You can buy me lots of shit

You have a penis
Don't call it a weenis
I don't want a fetus
So you best wear a condom
BIATCH!

Some days at work are certainly better than others...