Had to go to a screening of Soul Plane this morning... and, believe it or not, IT SUCKED! BIG TIME! And, to add insult to injury, the screening room was filled with these meatheads working for MGM talking to each other across the room:
-Yo, where we going to lunch?
-Anywhere but a steakhouse.
-How 'bout Italian?
-No can do... no carbs.
-Why not?
-Diet.
-Atkins?
-South Beach.
-Why do you need to diet?
-Goin' to Vegas, baby! Need to get buff.
-I've never heard anyone say they need to get buff for Vegas. What you doing there?
-Dude, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. All I can say is there's a pole with my name on it.
Bunch of assholes.