A couple interesting things in the news today:
- Denzel Washington claims that should a cell-phone ring during a performance of Julius Caeser, he'll respond in iambic pentameter, saying "Answereth that, my lord. My lord, it is for you." Unfortunately for him, that's two syllables too long for iambic pentamenter... it's actually hexameter. No wonder the production has been getting panned.
- My high school pal Mary Carey was arrested at Club Paradise in Washington for "touching [herself] in a sexual manner." Frankly, I'm shocked. Who would've thought that a porn star would do such a thing, and in a strip club of all places?