Last night my roommate came home bragging that he'd bought the "coolest shirt EVER." Then he whipped this out of his shopping bag.
Ugh.
I told him it looks like a clown exploded onto a bunch of placemats, which were then sewn together to look like a shirt.
He still believed that it was awesome, so when we later put it on to go out, I lied and said that it didn't fit under the arms.
I'm pretty sure he's gonna return it.