Slanguage Lesson of the Day
One of my co-workers e-mailed this to all the Caucasians on the staff... so now I'm paying it forward and passing it on to my readers.

Today’s slang-uage lesson is all about cell phones.
If you receive a hundred calls in a period of 5 minutes this means you are blowin up.
"Damn why is my cell phone blowin up like this?" or "My baby’s mom keep blowin me up why she sweatin me"

Here are some other helpful cell phone slang-uage phrases.
English-
Give me a call.
Slang-uage
Hit me on the hip.
English-
Whats you number?
Slang-uage-
"Whats your digits" or "shoot me your math."
English-
Phone
Slang-uage-
Jack, Horn, Cell, Mobile

Tomorrow's lesson is sweatin me
Till then Keep it real