Proof My Mom Has Transformed into a Jewish Grandmother
Mom: The woman on the machine next to me at the gym yesterday was watching TRL. Damien was interviewing some guy with pants below his pupik.
Me: His what?
Mom: (pause) His pupik.
Me: (laughing) What is that?
Mom: You've never heard pupik before?
Me: No.
Mom: It means bellybutton.
Me: Don't most people wear their pants below their bellybutton?
Mom: Well these pants were looooooow. Even below his crack-in-the-back.

Also, thanks to Lindsay (and also Defamer) for this hilarious / creepy Chris Farley-looking baby.