I am stealing a page from Lisi Harrison, my former boss who left MTV to become a successful writer of The Clique series. Yes, I'm aware that these books are aimed at middle-school girls. But I'm that supportive of her that I read them anyway... my enjoyment of them, however, is inexplicable.

Current State of the Union
Out:
- New 9:00am start time at work
- Trying to sleep without A/C in my bedroom
- The Comeback

In:
- Michael Ian Black's newest McSweeney's article
- The first hour of Mr. & Mrs. Smith
- Hulk Hogan's upcoming reality show