A portion of the 2006 NFL schedule has been released, and the Dolphins are both kicking off the season on Thursday September 7th against the champion Pittsburgh Steelers. They are also playing the Lions on Thanksgiving Day. Does that make them the new America's Team? Well, seeing as how their roster includes a quarterback charged with 4 misdemeanors from the sex boat incident, a known drug user as their running back, and a tight end who assaulted his pregnant wife, I can see how that would fit. I'm so proud to be a Dol-fan...